Bravo Greg! First Bloomberg makes an idiotic accusation, expecting the Times Square Car Bomber to be a Tea Partier, then he speculates about a non-existent, hardly ever happens, backlash, after the bomber turned out to be... Shocker... a Muslim Terrorist!
What a putz!
Here's the transcript and the following day's Greg-alogue on the AP Headline: "NY car bomb suspect cooperates, but motive mystery."
So Mayor Bloomberg proves once again that he may be the dumbest rich man in the world. First, on Monday he speculated on who might be behind the Time Square car bomb. His speculation, which is purely speculative, of course! - was assisted by our nation's elf, Katie Couric:
Bloomberg: If I had to guess 25 cents, this would be exactly that. Somebody....
Couric: A homegrown....
Bloomberg: A homegrown, maybe a mentally deranged person or somebody with a political agenda that doesn't like the health care bill or something. It could be anything.
Yep, those folks are so angry at health care reform, that they're setting off car bombs, left and right. You know, when they're not running hardware stores, cheating at Scrabble with their neighbors, or playing with their grandkids.
Anyway, if you thought he couldn't get any dumber, well, you're wrong, people who thought he couldn't get any dumber.
Yep, only hours after the arrest of - not a tea partier - but a Pakistani terrorist, Bloomy takes pains to calm our biggest concerns: the threat of backlash against Pakistani or Muslim people.
It was precisely what I was worried about!
" The fact that so many people are out and about in Times Square today, where I just came from, really shows that, and I want to make clear that we will not tolerate any bias or backlash against Pakistani or Muslim New Yorkers."
God help me.
Look, I get why he said this. He said this, so he can say that he said this.
But look, the threat of backlash is one of the most exaggerated ideas known to modern culture. The mention of backlash, in my mind, must outnumber the actual incidents of backlash by about 3,000 to one. Remember all that 9/11 backlash around Manhattan? Yeah, neither do I.
Seriously, I wish I knew what experiences Bloomy bases his conclusions on. It's infuriating to see breath and effort wasted on this PC drivel, when it should be focused only on a condemnation of cretins who want to kill all of us. Worse, it's insulting to ALL OF US, Pakistani's included.
First Bloomy suggests the car bomber is an American wacko, then he assumes Americans may start lynching innocent folks. Dang - how can a man who has done so well in this country, think our country sucks so bad? He loves running our lives, even as he hates those who live them.
And if you disagree with me, you're a racist homophobe backlasher.
Okay, here's my favorite headline of the day - no, make that year.
Take a look-see, for yourself, see.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100505/ap_on_re_us/us_times_square_car_bomb>
Yes, the AP headline reads: "NY car bomb suspect cooperates, but motive mystery."
Yeah it's only a mystery if you're in the media, and really stupid. Everyone else pretty much understands why the terrorist left a fuel bomb in an area filled with families.
He hates us. He hate our country, our culture. He wants you dead.
But the media - an entity full of fragile egos and bubble-encased boobs - just can't see that. In fact, it's kinda awesome how huge and gaping their blind spot toward radical Islamic fundamentalism is. If only there could be other motives for the mayhem, so they'd never having to place blame on anything (except America, of course).
So I thought I'd help them out, and find motives the media could be comfortable with.
So why did Faisal Shahzad try to blow up Time Square?
-Obviously, Global Warming. The increasing temperature forced him to jog at night, and he found the sunlight oppressive. Plus, it made his beard itch.
-Wall Street greed. Faisal had just seen "Capitalism-A Love Story," became enraged, but got lost and ended up in the theater district. Better luck next time.
-Bill Ayers never returned his sweatpants after that weekend in Catalina. Sure, it was a great time, but those sweatpants had sentimental value.
-Lenscrafters was completely out of the Rachal Maddow collection. So he had to settle for a David Shuster knockoff.
-the latest incarnation of "The Lion King" was unoriginal and passionless. Worse, it didn't reflect the damage George Bush did to the world the way "American Idiot" did.
-They're building a Wal-Mart down the road, and their affordable prices deeply offended his "mom and pop" sensibilities.
-Norman Mailer doesn't blog nearly as much on the Huffington Post as he used to.
-The electrolysis didn't work on his pubes.
-The lack of diversity in the workplace is disgusting - well, except for MSNBC. They get a pass because their hearts are in the right place.
-That same sex marriage won't lead to the option of marrying a goat.
- That George Clooney didn't find anyone at the end of "Up in the Air." Although I suppose - he did find himself.
And..
-Those evil tea partiers made of mockery of Islam with their delightful bacon and egg salad sandwiches.
I'll stop there, because it really is the tea partier's fault -for they created the climate of hate that only encouraged Shazhad's actions In fact - I'd say the car bomb was a direct result of the tea partiers, the new Arizona immigration bill, Rush Limbaugh, offshore drilling, and of course: Fox News.
Because all that stuff is evil. Unlike, you know, real evil.
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