The Color of Money | National Review Online
OCTOBER 4, 2014 By Josh Gelernter
The new Mickey Mouse money is typical of our bureaucrats.
The stock market had a rough week; A lot of investors lost a lot of money. The Fed continues to pump out cash, which has helped prop the market up. … I want to talk about a much more serious monetary problem: Our new paper money is too colorful and looks stupid.
Sharp-eyed money-users have noticed that the colors of our new colorful money match their Monopoly counterparts: 5s are pink, 10s are yellow, 20s are green, and 50s are blue. And the problem goes beyond color — the bills are so slathered with watermarks that you can imagine them being assembled by a high-school freshman in his graphic-design elective. The website newmoney.gov insists that “the redesigned bills still have a very ‘American’ look and feel.” To look American, they believe, is to have Old Glory flapping in a bill’s background, or the words “We the People” hovering beside Alexander Hamilton’s head. The bills are silly, they’re ugly, and they’re vulgar. They’re supposed to stop counterfeiters; of course, the old ones were, too. How much will the new bills save? How much did they cost? And what’s the emotional cost of using Mickey Mouse money?
Decorous cash is important because our money has no inherent value — it depends on a nationwide wink-and-nod that a bill is worth what’s written on it. Of course, colorful money isn’t going to cause a run on the dollar; that’s not really what worries me about the Treasury’s new pastel pastiche. What worries me is that important decisions — decisions more important than the color of money — are being made by government bureaucrats with no sense and no taste.
In his magnum opus, The Law, Frédéric Bastiat wonders about the nature of the bureaucrats responsible for onerous regulation: “If the natural tendencies of mankind are so bad that it is not safe to permit people to be free, how is it that the tendencies of these organizers are always good? Do the legislators and their appointed agents not also belong to the human race? Or do they believe that they themselves are made of a finer clay than the rest of mankind?”
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