June 3, 2015
Jack Cashill has current twist on famed Jeff Foxworthy routine
With all due to respect to America’s best comedian, Jeff Foxworthy:
If you went to the local adoption agency and asked for a gay baby, you just might be a liberal.
If you have ever walked around campus with a mattress on your back, you just might be a liberal.
If you dumped a glass of water on your brother-in-law when he referred to Elizabeth Warren as “Pocahontas,” you just might be a liberal.
If you identify as a lesbian but actually like men, you just might be a liberal.
If you gave a standing O to “Book of Mormon” on Broadway, but denounced the video trailer for “Innocence of Muslims” as “disgusting and reprehensible,” you just might be a liberal, or, in fact, Hillary Clinton.
If you’ve desperately combed through your address file looking for a black person to invite to your daughter’s wedding, you are almost surely a liberal.
If your idea of a classic car is a 1997 Prius, you just might be a liberal.
If the name “Frank Marshall Davis” doesn’t ring a bell, you just might be a liberal.
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