A New FU World from the scum who "managed" MF Global - Naming Corzine's hedge fund

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Naming Corzine's hedge fund - The Term Sheet: Fortune's deals blog Term Sheet
 Dan Primack August 17, 2012:  Full Short Article

Jon Corzine has some decisions to make.

FORTUNE -- Jon Corzine is "weighing whether to start a hedge fund," according to a NY Times article that also says the former MF Global boss is unlikely to face criminal charges for his role in the brokerage firm's collapse. Somewhere, the ghost of P.T. Barnum must be smiling.

Seriously, how could anyone trust this guy with their money? Unless someone has discovered a way to tag cash with GPS locators, it seems incomprehensible. In fact, the only target market I see is plaintiff lawyers whose seed capital might persuade
future clients other accredited investors to pony up.

While we wait for this bad idea to pass us by, some thoughts for the new fund name.

• Patsy Partners
• Buyer Beware LP
• I-Can't Associates
• Redlight Capital
• Appalosser Management
• Mr. Magoo Management
• Sac (of) Capital Advisors
• Water Under the Bridge Associates